‘Cause I Haven’t Got a Brain

Sung to the tune of “If I Only Had a Brain,” from The Wizard of Oz

Dedicated to The Honorable Senator Dianne Feinstein

I could while away an hour
Just taking your firepower,
To help with my campaign …
Though your home is your castle,
I am just a stupid asshole
‘Cause I haven’t got a brain!

I say banning guns is crucial
And even constitushal,
Your rights I will constrain …
I will stand and jibber-jabber
Like a typical gun-grabber
‘Cause I haven’t got a brain.

Oh I … can’t tell you why
The “shoulder thing” goes up
My intellect won’t fill a Dixie cup
Yes, I will wait … while you throw up.

I will hide behind the eagle
While I make your guns illegal,
My liberal goals attain …
Though my arguments are senseless
I will leave you all defenseless
‘Cause I haven’t got a brain!

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