The Gun Owner’s Guide to Critical Court Cases

It’s the absolute truth that most people who favor tighter gun laws are completely clueless when it comes to guns. When you hear statist politicians and people in the media talking about “assault ammunition,” when they describe an AR-15 as a “high-powered rifle” and can’t tell you what a “barrel shroud” is, they demonstrate their profound ignorance about a subject that matters very much to many Americans.

Many people, both those who support the Second Amendment and those who want to subvert it, are also highly uninformed when it comes to gun laws in the United States. Part of the reason is that, when it comes down to it, the Second Amendment is gun law in this country: “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.” This basic statement has been shaped and chipped away by laws passed on the local, state and federal level. The ability of various jurisdictions to put limits on Americans’ right to keep and bear arms has been guided by some very important case law—cases that should be familiar to all Americans who care about the right to self-protection.

If you know these cases, you can easily counter the arguments of those who want to disarm you. “The right to have a gun is not a civil right.” Wrong: Johnson v. Eisentrager, 1950. “The Second Amendment doesn’t mean you can have a military weapon.” Wrong: U.S. v. Miller, 1939, and D.C. v. Heller, 2008. “The police are supposed to protect us.” Wrong: Warren v. District of Columbia, 1981.

Supporters of the  right to keep and bear arms should be armed with the information needed to counter the ignorance of those who would take away their rights and make this a much more dangerous country. Learn the names and dates, study the cases, and be ready with the facts when you need them.

Please note: unlike our president, I am not a formal constitutional scholar. (I’m also not a smoker or a socialist.) But I’m a firm believer in the Constitution and the right to keep and bear arms, and I think I have my facts straight here. Please let me know in the comments if you think I got anything wrong (or missed any crucial points) in my summaries.

1803: Marbury v. Madison

Martin Luther King, Jr., famously stated in his “Letter from a Birmingham Jail” that “one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws.” This concept, however, dates back much further than the Civil Rights era. The case of Marbury v. Madison is complicated, but it basically boils down to the fact that William Marbury didn’t get something he was promised (a commission to the post of justice of the peace) by John Adams. Adams had issued a whole bunch of judicial appointments on his last day of office, trying to pack the courts with Federalists before the Democratic-Republican Thomas Jefferson took over. Intrigue ensued, and Marbury never got the promised commission because Levi Lincoln, who Thomas Jefferson appointed as the new Attorney General, had been ordered by Jefferson not to deliver it.

In a unanimous decision (4-0), the Court held that Marbury was, indeed, entitled to his commission, but that the Court couldn’t compel James Madison (Levi Lincoln’s successor) to deliver it. So what does this have to do with the Second Amendment?

It’s all about the big picture. Marbury v. Madison was a landmark decision because it established that the Supreme Court has the ability to strike down laws that directly conflicted with the Constitution. This seems so obvious today, but it was far from obvious back in the early 1800s. As the Court held: “So, if a law [e.g., a statute or treaty] be in opposition to the Constitution, if both the law and the Constitution apply to a particular case, so that the Court must either decide that case conformably to the law, disregarding the Constitution, or conformably to the Constitution, disregarding the law, the Court must determine which of these conflicting rules governs the case. This is of the very essence of judicial duty. If, then, the Courts are to regard the Constitution, and the Constitution is superior to any ordinary act of the Legislature, the Constitution, and not such ordinary act, must govern the case to which they both apply.”

Most of the case law below could never have happened if the decision in Marbury v. Madison hadn’t been crafted the way it was. The upshot is that the Supreme Court has the duty and obligation to decide whether any law passed by the legislature passes constitutional muster. If it doesn’t, the high court has the ability to strike it down. Take that, legislative branch!

1939: United States v. Miller

The Miller case is one of the strangest in the history of the Supreme Court. In 1934, because of concerns about mob violence (and specifically, in reaction to the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre), Congress passed a really lousy law called the National Firearms Act (NFA). The NFA dictated that specific firearms and firearm accessories often associated with gangster shootings (automatic guns like the Thompson submachine gun, short-barreled rifles and shotguns, and supressors) should be limited and controlled by means of a $200 tax that must be paid every time one of the controlled weapons or accessories changed ownership. Congress justified this infringement of the Second Amendment by calling it a “revenue measure.”

The defendants in the case, Jack Miller and Frank Layton, were by all accounts engaged in moonshining. They were accused of possessing a sawed-off shotgun that hadn’t been subject to the $200 NFA tax. It’s entirely likely that neither of these men had any idea the NFA existed. At the District Court level, Justice Heartsill Ragon sided with the defendants, saying, “The court is of the opinion that this section is invalid in that it violates the Second Amendment to the Constitution of the United States….” The feds appealed, and the case was accepted by the Supreme Court. Curiously, by the time the case was heard, Miller had been murdered. His counsel didn’t bother to show up to argue before the high court.

With nobody providing evidence to the contrary, the U.S. attorneys … well, they lied. They argued that the NFA should not be invalidated because the Second Amendment protected the right to keep and bear only those arms suitable for militia use. In spite of the fact that short-barreled shotguns and submachine guns like the Thompson were frequently used in militia and military operations, the government lawyers stated that they weren’t. And of course, since nobody was there to say anything different, the U.S. attorneys won by default.

Miller is interesting for several reasons. First, the decision stated explicitly that “the Militia [is] comprised all males physically capable of acting in concert for the common defense.” The decision adds: “And further, that ordinarily when called for service these men were expected to appear bearing arms supplied by themselves and of the kind in common use at the time.” Foes of the Second Amendment often point to the “militia” clause and say that the right to keep and bear arms only applies to those in an organized militia, or in the military. The Miller decision directly contradicts this claim. In addition, when 21st-century gun-banners claim that ordinary citizens (a.k.a. “militia members”) shouldn’t be able to own “military-style rifles” such as “assault weapons,” it’s easy enough to counter that in Miller, the U.S. government argued the exact opposite thing. The AR-15 is the most popular rifle in the country, giving it explicit “common use” status mentioned in the decision. The Miller decision, as bad as it is, points out the ridiculous nature of attempts by the federal government to deprive citizens of a class of guns simply because they look like they belong to an infantryman.

1950: Johnson v. Eisentrager

This case is more about the Fifth Amendment (right to a grand jury and jury trial, defense against self-incrimination and double jeopardy) than the Second. It was brought by German war criminals who claimed that, because they were under the jurisdiction of the American military, they should be afforded the same rights as U.S. citizens.

The Court disagreed, saying in part that if the Fifth Amendment “invests enemy aliens in unlawful hostile action against us with immunity from military trial, it puts them in a more protected position than our own soldiers.” Of particular note, though, is the fact that the decision lists the Second Amendment’s right to keep and bear arms as an individual civil right—on par with those guaranteed by the First, Fourth, Fifth and Sixth Amendments.

It should be noted that, as far as I can tell, Johnson v. Eisentrager is also the only Supreme Court decision to use the term “werewolves.” That’s an important thing to know.

1961: Poe v. Ullman

This case seems almost quaint to lots of people today. A group of Connecticut citizens joined together to challenge state legislation that banned contraceptives and prohibited doctors from prescribing various forms of birth control. In reality, these laws had been on the books for years but never enforced. Because they were widely ignored and nobody had ever been punished for breaking them, the Supreme Court held that the plaintiffs lacked standing for a challenge.

In a strange departure from convention, much of the impact of Poe v. Ullman has come from the dissenting opinion of the case, written by Justice John M. Harlan II. In his much-cited and often-quoted opinion, he states that    “‘liberty’ is not a series of isolated points pricked out in terms of the taking of property; the freedom of speech, press, and religion; the right to keep and bear arms; the freedom from unreasonable searches and seizures; and so on. It is a rational continuum which, broadly speaking, includes a freedom from all substantial arbitrary impositions and purposeless restraints … and which also recognizes, what a reasonable and sensitive judgment must, that certain interests require particularly careful scrutiny of the state needs asserted to justify their abridgment.”

Harlan points to the Fourteenth Amendment, which says that “No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.” His point is that the Fourteenth Amendment protects individual liberty by prohibiting infringement by states.  “liberty” of course belongs to individuals, not to state governments.

1981: Warren v. District of Columbia

This decision by the D.C. Court of Appeals (not the Supreme Court) is critical to deconstructing the argument that the police are responsible for the protection of individual citizens and not citizens themselves.

The facts of the case are horrifying. Two criminals, Marvin Kent and James Morse, broke into a D.C. rooming house and began raping a woman named Miriam Douglas. Two other residents, Carolyn Warren and Joan Taliaferro, heard the crime in progress and called the Metropolitan Police Department. The police response was underwhelming. Officers in squad cars drove by and one officer knocked on the building’s front door but left when nobody answered. Hearing the rape continuing, Warren and Taliaferro called the police again, but no additional officers were ever dispatched. After the second call, Kent and Morse discovered Warren and Taliaferro. The two men forced all three women at knifepoint to Kent’s apartment, where Douglas, Warren and Taliaferro were repeatedly sexually assaulted for the next fourteen hours.

The women sued the D.C. Metropolitan Police Department, claiming negligence. They had called the police twice. Their ordeal, they claimed, should have been prevented by the officers, who were sworn to protect and to serve. But the Court held—in a 4-3 decision—that the women were not entitled to any compensation. The Court explicitly stated that it is a “fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen.” In other words, preventing crime is not an obligation for which the police or any other government agency can be held responsible.

1995: United States v. Lopez

In 1992 a high school senior named Alfonso Lopez, Jr., took an unloaded handgun to school and is confronted by school authorities. He claimed to have it at school because was planning to sell the gun to someone else. He was charged with violating the 1990 Gun-Free School Zones Act (GFSZA), which relied on the “interstate commerce clause” of the Constitution for its validity.

Lopez was convicted, and appealed to the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals, which reverse the conviction. Eventually the Supreme Court took the case. The government attorney defended the GFSZA by arguing that guns cause (or at least contribute) crime, and crime causes expense. Because the Constitution allows Congress to make laws about issues affecting interstate commerce, the government argued that the GFSZA should stand.

The Supreme Court disagreed. The majority (in a 5-4 decision) held that there was no real economic activity related to the possession of a gun in a school that warranted the legislation. The argument about the possible chain of economic events starting with a gun on a school campus and ending with a negative economic impact was way too much of a stretch. They said, in essense, that Congress overreached its authority.

1997: Mack and Printz v. United States

Jay Printz and Richard Mack—law enforcement officers from Ravalli County, Montana, and Graham County, Arizona, respectively—challenged the The Gun Control Act of 1968 and the 1993 Cameron Act (the Brady Handgun Violence Prevention Act), which amended it.

Their objection was over how the laws required state law enforcement to enforce federal law. At issue was the requirement that a firearms dealer provide a “Brady Form” background check document to the chief law enforcement officer of a state, who was then obligated to provide an answer within five days as to whether a purchaser should be able to purchase a gun or not. State law enforcement was required to perform due diligence to help keep guns out of the hands of felons, fugitives, illegal aliens, people accused of domestic violence or stalking, the mentally ill, and other prohibited classes of people.

In a 5-4 decision, the court held that these requirements of the Brady Bill were unconstitutional. As the Court explained: “The Constitution does not leave to speculation who is to administer the laws enacted by Congress; the President, it says, “shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed”…. The Brady Act effectively transfers this responsibility to thousands of CLEOs in the 50 States, who are left to implement the program without meaningful Presidential control (if indeed meaningful Presidential control is possible without the power to appoint and remove).”

In the William & Mary Bill of Rights Journal, Kevin T. Streit wrote that “the major effect of both Printz and Lopez has been to strengthen and expand state prerogatives vis-a-vis the federal government. Both cases emphasized rights ‘reserved to the states’ under the Tenth Amendment and held that Congress’ Commerce Clause authority does not grant it carte blanche to invade areas of governmental power that the Framers left under state control when they formulated the Constitution’s dual sovereignty principle.’” He points out (actually, “gloats” might be a better word) that in both cases, the high court fell short of clarifying a definitive meaning of the Second Amendment. That would take another 11 years.

2008: District of Columbia v. Heller

In this landmark case, special police officer Dick Heller challenged the handgun laws of the District of Columbia. The District’s gun laws were some of the most restrictive in the nation. (The violent crime rate in D.C. also ranks in the highest for a metropolitan area. See the preceding statement.) D.C. law prohibited the carrying of an unregistered firearm, and also prohibited the registration of handguns—which means that handgun possession by “regular” citizens was entirely banned. In addition, anyone having a lawfully registered firearm at home had to keep it unloaded and disassembled or disabled by a trigger lock. The laws were specifically written to prevent law-abiding citizens from having a gun to prevent from being victimized by criminals.

Dick Heller tried to register a handgun to protect himself at home. When his request was denied, he brought suit to block the enforcement of the D.C. gun laws, due to the fact that they denied him his constitutional right to keep and bear arms. Heller was the case that both Second Amendment advocates and gun banners alike had been waiting for. The Supreme Court had finally taken a case that would give them the opportunity to make a definite statement on the meaning of the Second Amendment. And the Court didn’t disappoint (unless you were among those who sided with the District).

In the decision, the Court pronounced a “strong presumption that the 2nd Amendment right is exercised individually and belongs to all Americans.” Just in case that wasn’t clear enough, the majority opinion also responded to the notion that the Second Amendment only applied to “only those arms in existence in the 18th century” (the well-worn “muskets and flintlocks” argument), calling this idea patently “frivolous.” The majority opinion included the warning that “the enshrinement of constitutional rights necessarily takes certain policy choices off the table.”

The Court also argued bans on “weapons that are most useful in military service” would cause “the 2nd Amendment right [to be] completely detached from the prefatory clause.” In addition, the Court warned against taking too much from the Miller case of 1939. Justice Scalia wrote: “It is particularly wrongheaded to read Miller for more than what it said, because the case did not even purport to be a thorough examination of the Second Amendment.”

Heller was the breakthrough case that many had been waiting for. As noted on SCOTUSBlog, “While the declaration of the individual right was clear-cut, as was the decision’s nullification of key parts of the Washington, D.C., law, the Court did not lay down a standard for judging the constitutionality of any other federal laws—an omission that the dissenters attacked strongly. Even so, the opinion made it clear that, whatever ultimate test emerge, it probably would be a tough one to meet, at least when self-defense is at issue. As Justice Scalia put it, whatever remains for ‘future evaluation’ about the strength of the right, ‘it surely elevates above all other interests the right of law-abiding responsible citizens to use arms in defense of hearth and home.’”

The one “win” that gun banners claimed in Heller was this statement: “The Second Amendment right is not unlimited. It is not a right to keep and carry any weapon whatsoever in any manner whatsoever and for whatever purpose: For example, concealed weapons prohibitions have been upheld under the Amendment or state analogues. The Court’s opinion should not be taken to cast doubt on longstanding prohibitions on the possession of firearms by felons and the mentally ill, or laws forbidding the carrying of firearms in sensitive places such as schools and government buildings, or laws imposing conditions and qualifications on the commercial sale of arms.”

Listen to the oral arguments and opinion announcement here.

2010: McDonald v. Chicago

One of the weaknesses of Heller was that it provided comment on unconstitutional laws passed within the District of Columbia. The Court held the Second Amendment to be an individual right, but since D.C. is a “federal district,” the case provided little direction on laws created by individual states. That would have to wait until McDonald v. Chicago.

Otis McDonald, a 76-year-old resident of Chicago filed a lawsuit (with three other plaintiffs) against the City of Chicago challenging the municipality’s draconian restrictions on firearm ownership and use. An avid hunter, McDonald had been a victim of multiple crimes, but was prohibited from owning a gun to protect himself in his home. Specifically, Chicago required the registration of all firearms, but prohibited the registration of handguns, which created an effective ban on them within Chicago. The city also required that all firearms be registered prior to their purchase, required annual re-registration (which necessitated another fee), and also mandated that a gun would be rendered permanently “illegal” if a citizen allowed a registration to lapse.

The McDonald case was another big win for the Second Amendment (and for all Americans). In a 5-4 decision, the Court asserted that the Second Amendment was a constitutional right that was greater than any individual state’s authority to restrict it. The Amendment was found to be “incorporated against the states” by the due process section of the Fourteenth Amendment. Justice Samuel Alito, writing for the majority, stated that “It cannot be doubted that the right to bear arms was regarded as a substantive guarantee, not a prohibition that could be ignored so long as states legislated in an evenhanded manner.”

In a remarkable nod to unintended consequences, the Court pointed out that the handgun ban in Chicago was enacted in 1982 as a means of protecting residents, but noted that the rate of violence from criminals using handguns had gone up substantially since the ban was put into place. Alito emphasized that in spite of (or because of) the ban, “Chicago residents now face one of the highest murder rates in the country.”

In the aftermath of Heller and McDonald, cities like Chicago with highly restrictive gun laws had to revisit their legislative strategies. Chicago Mayor Richard Daley vowed to test the absolute limits of restrictions that would be allowed under the 2008 and 2010 cases, noting that the city was “trying to figure out how far we can go and survive a [legal] challenge, because we know it will be challenged.”

Virginia attorney Alan Gura, who argued both Heller and McDonald, summed it up nicely after the McDonald decision came out, stating that “laws that arbitrarily deny law-abiding people the right to carry guns in self-defense and laws that ban weapons for arbitrary and irrational reasons, those are going to be in danger.”

Listen to the oral arguments and opinion announcement here.

Mandatory Background Checks

I’m all for mandatory background checks to verify the identity (and legal status) of someone purchasing a gun.

THAT IS, as soon we have mandatory background checks on …

  • anyone VOTING in any municipal, city, county, state or national election
  • anyone WORKING as an employee by any company (for-profit or non-profit) or government agency
  • anyone TAKING any public benefit funded by tax dollars
  • anyone ENROLLING in any school supported by public funds
  • anyone PARTICIPATING in the media, anyone exercising first-amendment rights in a public forum
  • anyone ELECTED to any public office, including the highest office in the land

If Americans can’t be trusted to excercise one constitutional right, how can they be trusted to excercise any of the other rights and privileges we take for granted?

‘Cause I Haven’t Got a Brain

Sung to the tune of “If I Only Had a Brain,” from The Wizard of Oz

Dedicated to The Honorable Senator Dianne Feinstein

I could while away an hour
Just taking your firepower,
To help with my campaign …
Though your home is your castle,
I am just a stupid asshole
‘Cause I haven’t got a brain!

I say banning guns is crucial
And even constitushal,
Your rights I will constrain …
I will stand and jibber-jabber
Like a typical gun-grabber
‘Cause I haven’t got a brain.

Oh I … can’t tell you why
The “shoulder thing” goes up
My intellect won’t fill a Dixie cup
Yes, I will wait … while you throw up.

I will hide behind the eagle
While I make your guns illegal,
My liberal goals attain …
Though my arguments are senseless
I will leave you all defenseless
‘Cause I haven’t got a brain!

Reaction to Kurt Eichenwald, “Let’s Repeal the Second Amendment”

First of all, read Eichenwald’s column if you can stomach it:

His thesis: “Almost 1,000 innocent Americans have been shot in the last 30 years in these bloodbaths.” So we need to repeal the Second Amendment.

Let’s do a little “liberal math” for a moment. Liberal math about guns ONLY WORKS if you assume that guns are only ever used to kill innocent people. It goes completely out of whack if you factor in the fact that guns are also used by ordinary citizens to prevent crimes — and specifically, to prevent the killing of innocent people.

There are no “official” stats on defensive gun use, but most estimates put the annual incidents of defensive gun use at anywhere between 800,000 and 2.5 million per year. The most recent, reliable numbers come from Dr. Gary Kleck of Florida State University, whose estimate came in between 2.1 and 2.5 million.

The other important number is how many people would have been killed if they hadn’t had access to a gun for protection. The best number I’ve seen is 400,000 of the 2+ million would-be victims. But let’s be conservative. Let’s assume that “only” a quarter of the people who believed they would have been killed if they hadn’t been able to defend themselves would actually have been murder victims. That’s 100,000 people per year who are alive because the Second Amendment guarantees them the right to protect themselves.

But Eichenwald is talking about a 30-year stretch. Since violent crime has actually gone down over the past several decades (as more law-abiding citizens have armed themselves, and as concealed-carry laws have become much more prevalent), it’s probably safe to say that we have both fewer murders and fewer non-victims today because of the Second Amendment. But for the sake of simplicity, let’s say that today’s rates are valid across all 30 years. That means there are 3 million people who weren’t killed because they were able to defend themselves with a gun.

So back to liberal math. Mr. Eichenwald hates guns — that fact is clear. He hates the NRA, and he obviously hates ordinary Americans who believe they should have the means to defend themselves against criminals and thugs. And here’s the kicker. Eichenwald wants to deprive ordinary Americans of that means. In order to make his point, he has to ignore all defensive uses of guns to make his math work. He’s willing to allow 3 million people to die over the next 30 years in order to save 1,000. Of course, we all know that crime rates would go UP if Eichenwald and his ilk were successful in repealing the Second Amendment. So the body count would go up as well. But that fact doesn’t get factored in.

One of the most common refrains among gun-banners is, “if it saves a single life, it’s worth it.” It’s very telling that they’re all to willing to kill (or allow to be killed) 3,000 people to save a single life. But that’s how liberal math works.

David Baker’s Guide to What Gun People Believe

Much has been said about guns and gun laws in the United States since the tragic shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut. The Obama administration is already accelerating its plans for tightening gun laws on a federal level. In addition, private companies such as Walmart, Cheaper Than Dirt, Dick’s Sporting Goods, and KSL.com have made knee-jerk changes to their policies regarding gun sales and classifieds. All of this is to be expected … government agencies and private companies want to be seen as doing something—anything—in the wake of the tragedy that shocked us all.

The fact that none of these policy changes would have prevented Adam Lanza from walking into that school and killing all of those people is inconsequential. Facts don’t matter when emotions are running high.

During times like this, one of the biggest frustrations for “Gun People” is the sheer amount of inaccurate information passed around in the mainstream media, in social media, and in conversations by people who are woefully uninformed about guns, gun issues, gun laws, and the so-called “gun culture.” Sports reporters need specialized knowledge to report on the sports they cover, and entertainment reporters need to know the ins and outs of their own industry to perform their jobs well. But reporters who have never handled a gun—let alone fired one—routinely report on shootings and almost always get the facts wrong. They also badly mischaracterize the positions of the people who believe that our rights to self-protection shouldn’t be infringed with measures that simply will not prevent future crimes.

Before the massacre occurred, I had been putting together a set of statements about Gun People and what we believe. I was hoping that a set of statements would help others understand where Second Amendment advocates where coming from when they argued against additional restrictions on firearm ownership. This information is even more important today, as our president officially began new push for new laws that we believe will make America a more dangerous place.

I would love to hear from Gun People and non-gun people alike about this list. Does it accurately convey what you believe? Did I leave off any important statements that help clarify your position on the Second Amendment, on gun control, and on firearms in general? Please let me know in the comments if you have any feedback.

  1. Gun People take the Second Amendment literally: “A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.” Gun people believe that “the right of the people” is a natural right, as opposed to a privilege, and they understand that the Founding Fathers chose the words “arms” instead of “muskets” or “flintlock rifles” because they knew that more advanced weapons would eventually be developed to replace the current state of the art. Gun people take the phrase “shall not be infringed” very seriously. They believe that—absent very specific extenuating circumstances such as certain criminal convictions or psychiatric diagnoses—a citizen should never have to ask any government entity for permission to own (“keep”) and carry (“bear”) a firearm.
  2. Gun People hold life to be God’s (or Nature’s, if you prefer) most important gift. They believe that protecting innocent lives is a duty of all free men and women, and they see the sacred right to self-protection and self-preservation as sacrosanct. Because of this, Gun People believe that any person or entity that makes a serious, overt attempt to deprive them (or any other innocent party) of life and limb immediately forfeits any benefit of the doubt. Gun People believe that protecting innocent life by taking out a bad guy may be unfortunate and tragic (especially for the person who has to live with the consequences of killing, regardless of exigent circumstances), but is actually a very proper, very moral choice.
  3. Gun People believe that the only reason deadly force is ever justified is when another person has made a serious, overt attempt to deprive them (or any other innocent party) of life and limb. On the other hand, Gun People understand that no person has the right to take another person’s life solely because of strong emotions (“I’m pissed as hell”) or because of words (“You stupid son of a bitch!”) or because of perceived slights (“You cut me off, you bastard!”) or because of differences of opinion (“The Oakland Raiders rule!” “The Oakland Raiders suck!”). Gun People will condemn anyone who uses any type of weapon to harm or kill because of strong emotions, words, perceived slights or differences of opinion.
  4. Gun People believe that the Second Amendment affirms the right (not the privilege) of citizens to protect themselves from other people as well as from their government. This right is an individual right, not a collective one. Because it is merely affirmed—and not granted—by the Constitution, it cannot be taken away by any government. The right of self-protection is absolute. Gun People do not see themselves as part of a “collective,” as just another cog in the wheel of society. Rather, they believe each person is a valued, unique individual with a God-given (or Nature-given) right to exist and survive.
  5. Gun People believe that firearms are inanimate objects and therefore cannot be “evil,” though the people who use them can certainly be evil, or can use them to commit evil acts. Gun People know that guns are not “scary” when they’re in the hands of good people who understand them and follow the appropriate safety rules. Gun People treat firearms with the respect due to any other tool—such as a chainsaw or pneumatic nailer—that could injure or kill someone if handled inappropriately.
  6. Gun People know that guns are remarkably effective tools with a single use: sending projectiles downrange at high velocity. There are lots of reasons why a Gun Person would want to use one of these tools. They’re useful for defending one’s self, one’s friends and family members, one’s home (see “Castle Doctrine”) and one’s country. They’re also useful for hunting and recreation. Finally, Gun People see guns as a useful deterrent to prevent governments from violating the basic human rights of their citizens. Gun people strongly believe that no government agency should ever require a law-abiding citizen of sound mind to justify or explain his or her reasons for wanting to own a particular gun—or for wanting to own any gun.
  7. Most Gun People agree with a few truly necessary restrictions on gun ownership. For example, most Gun People would agree with prohibiting felons, people with specific mental illnesses (those that render a person unable to make coherent decisions or determine right from wrong), and certain non-citizens from possessing guns. They believe that stripping a person’s right to self-defense should only be done as a last resort, and must be subject to Due Process. Gun People support law enforcement (local, state and federal) in efforts to keep guns out of the hands of dangerous people, as long as those efforts don’t deny law-abiding citizens the right to self-defense.
  8. Gun People believe that restrictions on the type of firearm a person can own almost always turn into a slippery slope. For example, in the past the federal government has promoted bans on weapons because they supposedly had no military use. In more recent years, the government has argued for banning other firearms for the opposite reason: because they resembled those used by the military. Gun People understand that any ban on entire categories of firearms is an attempt to disarm citizens, and is likely to have little effect on criminals. In spite of this, most Gun People begrudgingly accept heightened ownership requirements on a few limited classes of firearms, such as fully automatic or explosive weapons. However, severely restricting or banning entire classes of guns (especially fictional or arbitrary categories) is unacceptable to most Gun People.
  9. Gun People disagree with any and all restrictions on a citizen’s right to gun ownership based on political views, “thought crimes,” group affinity or affiliation, or unproven accusations. Gun People understand that denying a citizen the right to self-protection absent a criminal conviction or valid psychiatric diagnosis is a violation of the Due Process clause of the Fifth Amendment, and cannot be tolerated. Gun People understand that government restrictions of this kind almost always lead to the restriction of other God-given (or Nature-given) rights. They also know enough history to recognize that gun registration schemes have almost always been a prelude to confiscation policies, and should not be allowed.
  10. Gun People understand that every time a tragic, high-profile shooting takes place, a certain element in society will inevitably rush to blame the gun instead of the person who used the gun, and will use the shooting as a pretext to call for new restrictions that most likely would not have prevented the tragic incident in the first place. Gun People understand that bans, waiting periods and buyback programs are ineffective because they serve mainly to disarm law-abiding citizens, and not criminals. They also understand that so-called “gun-free zones” are entirely ineffective at curbing violent behavior, and in fact may serve to encourage violence against our society’s most vulnerable citizens. Gun People get the fact that the only true deterrant against a malicious or insane person with a gun is another person with a gun. Finally, Gun People know that “gun control” is mostly about control, and only peripherally about guns. They also know that a state in which only the police have guns is called a “police state.”

Chum for the Shark

If you’ve never heard of “Query Shark,” don’t be surprised. It’s a blog with a readership that’s limited to hopeful authors who want to get published. Unpublished writers send their book queries, and the “shark” (as well as readers) provide feedback about how to make them better.

I’ve decided to send a query for my novel Drop House to the Query Shark for criticism and feedback. Before I do, I thought I’d give my own friends and readers an opportunity to give me “pre-feedback” so I can make my book query better before I send it.

So here goes—let ‘er rip!


Dear Query Shark:

Jorge is frantic. An expected “shipment” has gone missing, and he suspects a competitor is orchestrating a hostile takeover. He’s struggling to stay focused while trying in vain to figure out what happened to his “inventory.” One of his employees is already dead—lying gut-shot in the unforgiving desert. Jorge is a human smuggler, a pollero, and it’s up to him to protect his assets while figuring out who’s trying to put him out of business.

Sabel is desperate. After enduring the endless walking, the heavy backpack full of drugs and the brutalization at the hands of her guides, the 17-year-old has been kidnapped by members of a ruthless drug gang. Instead of a bottle of water and a quiet ride to Phoenix, she and her fellow illegal immigrants suddenly face extortion, torture and worse at the hands of brutal gunmen. Completely alone, the young woman knows the only way out is escape—or death.

Jorge and his cousin Javier are still doing damage control when two of their drop houses are attacked. More men are killed, more illegals jacked or murdered. A single survivor offers a possible clue about their unknown enemy. As the cousins sort through the wreckage of their damaged operation, they begin to suspect that the “survivor” might actually be the rat who betrayed them.

Against all hope, Sabel manages to escape her captors and is aided and protected by Cecilia and Paul, two sympathetic strangers. The terrors of human trafficking spill over into the suburbs as these more-or-less ordinary citizens try to help the teenaged girl. Now they’re all on the run, desperate to evade the coyotes and drug dealers as they try to help each other stay alive.

DROP HOUSE, a mainstream novel, is 135,000 words. Set against the backdrop of the passage of Arizona’s controversial anti-illegal-immigration legislation, the story dives deep into the dangerous, shadowy world of human smuggling, the illegal arms trade, and cartel-related kidnappings.

Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,

David Baker

The Energy Argument

My friend Doran Barton posted the following link on his Facebook page:

Estimated U.S. Energy Use in 2010

http://justonly.com/physci/ps107/pdfs/LLNLUSEnergy2010.pdf

One of his friends, who is very obviously a liberal, made the following comment:

“Let’s move away from stupid, dirty energy resources that were first developed over 200 years ago before they’re completely exhausted.”

This is typical liberal groupthink. It’s like abandoning a ship on the off chance that it might sink at some time in the future. Where are the lifeboats? How are we going to survive the freezing water? Or, if you happen to be a Bill Cosby fan, “How long can you tread water?”

It got me thinking, though, about the state of the energy industry, and of the environmentalist movement. And it prompted me to write a little fable:

Imagine, for the sake of argument, a community of hard-working Americans living in a town out in the middle of nowhere. There is a local grocery store selling food at very good prices. Sure, they might not be the “prestige” brands, but they allow the community to stay happy and well-fed without taking too big a dent out of their paychecks.

For various reasons, there is a group of people who don’t want these community members to shop at this particular grocery store. The store shelves are kind of dusty, and the parking lot has some litter blowing around. They sell lots more generic and store brands than gourmet foods. It’s all kind of tacky, but the people shop there because it’s convenient and the prices are good.

There ARE stores that sell high-priced specialty foods but they’re all out of state, several hundred miles away, with sky-high prices. A few snobs from the community actually do buy their food at these stores — paying two, five or even ten times as much for their groceries as their neighbors do. The additional cost is worth it to them, though, because it allows these people to look down their noses on the people around them.

The elites and malcontents do everything they can think of to convince the residents of this community to shop at the expensive, far-distant gourmet establishments. They convince the government to give some of the residents free cab rides to the expensive shops, paid for by taxing the food in the cheap local store (which, of course, raises the prices for everyone). They jack up property taxes in the town to pay for expensive “research” and media campaigns to convince the townspeople not to shop at the local store. They force the government to subsidize the shelves and cash registers and payrolls of the gourmet out-of-town shops, and to pay for larger parking lots even though very few of the town’s citizens actually shop there. They warn people that the local store will quickly run out of food — in spite of plenty of evidence that groceries can be plentiful and cheap for generations and generations if the snobs will simply let people shop where they want.

All of this pressure actually has a very positive effect on the local grocery store. They dust their shelves more often and keep their parking lot clean. They do everything they can to keep their prices low, which of course makes the local people want to shop there even more.

If the snobs and elites were to put their efforts toward building a reasonable alternative to the neighborhood grocery store, they might find some success. If they could find ways to bring down the prices in the gourmet shops, or to build some stores closer to the community, they might make some in-roads. But they haven’t. Instead, they continue to put all of their energies into trying to shut down the local shop so that hardworking people will have no choice but to drive hundreds of miles to purchase the brands they prefer.

No matter how much the elites want to force their gourmet foods down the people’s throat, the people just want to eat. They don’t want to give up their hard-won standard of living and sure as hell don’t want to go hungry. Is that too much to ask?

70,000 Big Ones

Well, not BIG ONES. Words, actually. Some of them are small, while others are a bit longer.

Just passed the 70,000 word mark on the current novel in progress. The draft is currently just over 250 pages, double-spaced in 12-point Times New Roman with one-inch margins. Feels like about about halfway through, though you never know at this point.

I have at least one chapter that is completely out of place–doesn’t really lead to anything. I’ll either have to cut that one or find a way to connect it to some of the other threads in the narrative. It’s all about tying things together.

Anyway, that’s how it’s going. Thought I’d share.

Robo-Nipples and My Buddy JB

Last Thursday I drove from Phoenix to Salt Lake City. Early in the trip, I noticed that my manual transmission was getting harder and harder to shift. I would have to use some real muscle to go from 5th to 4th when I needed to climb a hill, or back to 5th on the straightaways. Getting into reverse was a real grind. Seriously … a grind. Shifting into first from a stop was almost impossible. Something was obviously wrong.

I finally stopped at a service station once I got over to I-15. I had done some Googling along the way and had come to the conclusion that my clutch fluid was probably very low. I bought a bottle of DOT-3 and poured some in, only to see it dribble right out the bottom of the clutch master cylinder reservoir. DRAT!

Broken NippleOne of the service station mechanics saw it before I did. The plastic nipple that provides the connection between the master cylinder hose and the reservoir itself had snapped off cleanly at the base, leaving a gaping hole in the bottom of the reservoir and causing most of the clutch fluid to leak out. Without any fluid in the reservoir, I had no hydraulic pressure to actually make the clutch … clutch.

Naturally, they didn’t have a replacement clutch reservoir in Beaver, Utah. That would be too easy. I called ahead to a couple of parts stores in Fillmore, and ended up with zip and zip. One of the guys from Fillmore said that the master cylinder reservoir was probably a dealer part, so I called the closest dealer, which was a couple hours ahead of me in Provo.

After keeping me on hold for 10 minutes, the dealer’s “parts guy” said they don’t sell the reservoir by itself. He transferred me to the service department, which kept me on hold for another 15 minutes before telling me I needed to talk to the “car guy.” (He was apparently the “truck guy.”) When I finally got to talk to the “car guy” he told me in no uncertain terms they would have to replace the entire master cylinder assembly at the same time, and quoted me a price (including parts and labor) of $370.

Since it was obvious that I wouldn’t be able to get the car fixed on Thursday, I limped into Salt Lake and forgot about the repair until after my interview. Friday afternoon I called around to at least a dozen auto parts stores, junk yards, “pick a part” lots, and so on. Nobody had a replacement reservoir. When I searched online, there were plenty of online dealers that offered a full clutch master cylinder for my type of car, but none of them had the reservoir. The forums for Neon repairs were filled with desperate pleas from shadetree mechanics looking to get their hands on “just the plastic reservoir–not the whole assembly.” I obviously wasn’t the first person who had encountered this particular problem.

Robo-Nipple!My buddy Doran was convinced that we could simply repair the part. So on Saturday, that was exactly what we set out to do. After discussing various possible strategies, we ended up buying a $2.50 brass “hose end” and a $5.00 package of JB Weld. I cleaned out the reservoir thoroughly with detergent and drilled out the bottom to receive the threads of the brass fitting. Once the fitting was threaded in nice and tight, I mixed up some good ol’ JB Weld and coated the seam liberally both inside and out. We put the new-and-improved “robo-nipple” up in the laundry room so the epoxy could cure for a full day.

On Sunday, we pulled the ol’ ox out of the mire and installed the reservoir back into my little car. It was as easy as slipping the barbed nipple back into the tube and then securing the bracket in place with a single nut. I poured some DOT-3 inside and pumped the clutch a bunch of times. When the cap was back in place, the clutch worked just as good as new!

The entire repair cost under eight bucks, and I feel pretty good about cheating the Larry H. Miller estate out of $362. Maybe, if you share this blog post with all of your Facebook friends, I’ll get a good SEO bump and then all of the other thousands of Neon owners with broken clutch reservoir nipples will eventually be able to see how I stuck it to The Man by fixing a poorly designed plastic part.

Adventures in Geocaching

Caching at Lookout Mountain

Nate, Meg and Ian at one of the caches we found on Lookout Mountain

My fabulous wife gave me a Garmin eTrex for Christmas. It’s a basic handheld GPS unit, but it’s exactly what I needed to give “geocaching” a try.

For those of you who know nothing about the “sport” of geocaching, it has kind of an interesting history. Back when the Department of Defense built the Global Positioning System (GPS), it was meant for military use only. Because of this, the signals put out by the satellites were intentionally scrambled. If you weren’t in the military, your GPS device was only accurate to about 100 yards. This was just fine for navigation purposes (i.e. getting from town to town or port to port), but terrible for any application that required real accuracy.

In early 2000, the DOD removed the restrictions, allowing civilians to get positioning information that was about ten times more accurate. Just days after this happened, a guy in Oregan hid a bucket of “treasure” (really just a few trinkets) and published the exact coordinates on the USENET newsgroup sci.geo.satellite-nav. In less than a day, complete strangers were using the recently descrambled satellite signals to locate the bucket, sign the log, and trade for trinkets.

Since then, over a million “caches” have been hidden, and millions of people have taken up the pastime of searching them out.

It’s easy. You sign up for a free account on Geocaching.com, where you can search for “hidden treasure” by address, ZIP code, coordinates, and so on. You pick a cache and get the latitude/longitude coordinates, which look something like this:

N 33° 38.966 W 112° 00.015

Then you simply enter the coordinates into your GPS device (or even your GPS-enabled mobile phone) and go out hunting. Eventually you’ll arrive at the place where the cache is supposed to be, and then you’ll have to start really looking. Sometimes the cache will be a box under a pile of rocks, or a Tupperware container tucked into a hollow tree. “Urban” caches often involve creative use of magnets. Even with my limited experience I’ve already seen a huge variety of containers and hiding spots–including a small plastic tube embedded in a tire tread on the side of a road.

You’re welcome to take something from a cache as long as you leave an object of equal or greater value. There’s almost always a log to sign. When you’re done, you’re supposed to re-hide the cache in exactly the same place so the next person can find it. Then you go online and register your “find” on the Geocaching website.

It should be obvious to anyone who knows me why I would be so attracted to this whole concept. Geocaching is just such a cool combination of technology and the outdoors. After all, geeks like me need a reason to go out and stretch our legs and ramble around in the countryside!

Plus, it’s really fun for the kids. Here’s a great video that my buddy Doran put together to document one of our early cache hunts:

Watch the video and ask yourself: what other activity would get two geeks and several of their children outdoors on a Utah December afternoon? How likely is it that any of us would have decanted ourselves from in front of our computers, Kindles, iPads, iPods, Android devices, Boxees and so on to climb a frickin’ mountain?

The jaunt in the video was our third or fourth cache hunt. Since then, I’ve logged another 16 “finds” in both Arizona and Utah. On Monday, my kids and I spent almost three hours hiking around Lookout Mountain in Phoenix, locating seven of the eight caches we set out to find. It was a great afternoon.

On Wednesday, I took the next logical step and placed my first cache. There are a bunch of rules, so I familiarized myself with what was required, then put together a cache. It was just an Altoids tin (they’re curiously strong!) covered in camouflage duct tape. Inside I placed a small plastic bag containing the standard note of congratulations, plus some slips of paper for people to sign. I also included the requisite trinkets–in this case, they included an American flag pin, a “Vegas” pin, a small carabiner and a guitar pick. I hid my cache under a flat rock behind some bushes in a park near the house I grew up in. Then I took the GPS coordinates and registered the new cache on Geocaching.com.

The Geocaching website requires that all new caches be reviewed by a volunteer before publishing. At about 8:00 this morning, I received notification that my cache had been posted, and at 8:31 I got another e-mail telling me that someone had just logged the FTF (first to find). How about that? Within half an hour of my little Altoids tin making its public debut, a complete stranger:

  1. Went looking for it.
  2. Found it, signed the log, traded a trinket
  3. Reported the find on Geocaching.com

It’s kind of an amazing idea, and a very fun hobby. Tomorrow I’ll be driving back up to Utah for a second job interview, and I’ll probably look for a couple of caches along the way.

View my first geocaching gallery!